| 2B or not 2B |
To Be Or Not To Be |
| 404 |
I haven't a
clue |
| 4ever |
Forever |
| A/S/L |
Age/Sex/Location |
| AAMOF |
As A Matter Of Fact |
| AATK |
Always At The Keyboard |
| ABT |
About |
| ACD |
Alt Control Delete |
| ADN |
Any Day Now |
| AFAIC |
As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAIK |
As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR |
As Far As I Recall |
| AFAIR |
As Far As I Remember |
| AFAYC |
As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFAYK |
As Far As You Know |
| AFC |
Away From Computer |
| AFCPS |
Any Fool Can Plainly See |
| AFDA |
A Few Days Ago |
| AFDB |
A Few Days Back |
| AFK |
Away From Keyboard |
| AFTP |
Anonymous File Transfer Protocol |
| AFU |
All F***ed Up |
| AI |
As If |
| AIAMU |
And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| AIH |
As It Happens |
| AIIC |
As If I Care |
| AISI |
As I See It |
| AIUI |
As I Understand It |
| AKA or a.k.a. |
Also Known As |
| ALA |
As Long As |
| ALAP |
As Late As Possible |
| AMBW |
All My Best Wishes |
| AMF |
All My Fault or Adios Mother F***er |
| AMIGA |
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| AML |
All My Love |
| ANFAWFOS |
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors |
| ANFAWFOWS |
And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor |
| ANFSCD |
And Now For Something Completely Different |
| AOAS |
All Of A Sudden |
| AOB |
Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AOL |
America Online or Army Of Lamers |
| AP |
Apple Pie |
| APPLE |
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| ARE |
Acronym-rich
environment |
| ASAP |
As Soon As "Friggin" Possible |
| ASAFP |
As Soon As "Friggin" Possible |
| ASAFP |
As Soon As F***ing Possible |
| ASAP |
As Soon As Possible |
| ASF |
And So Forth |
| A/S/L |
Age/Sex/Location |
| ASO |
And So On |
| ATM |
At The Moment |
| ATSL |
Along The Same Line |
| ATST |
At The Same Time |
| AWGTHTGTATA |
Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? |
| AWGTHTGTTA |
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWGTHTGTTSA |
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again |
| AWOL |
Absent Without Leave |
| AWS |
As We Speak |
| AWYR |
Awaiting Your Reply |
| AYCOOYM |
Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind |
| AYF |
All Your Fault |
| AYK |
As You Know |
| AYOR |
At Your Own Risk |
| AYPI |
And Your Point Is |
| AYSOS |
Are You Stupid Or Something |
| B/C |
Because |
| B4 |
Before |
| B4N |
Bye For Now |
| BAB |
Build A Bridge |
| BAC |
Back At Computer |
| BAD |
Bad As Designed |
| BAF |
Brain Already Fried |
| BAIC |
Boy Am I Confused |
| BAK |
Back At Keyboard |
| BAS |
Big A** Smile |
| BAMF |
Bad Ass Mother F***er |
| BASIC |
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| BBFBBM |
Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel |
| BBFN |
Bye Bye For Now |
| BBIAB |
Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF |
Be Back In A Few |
| BBL |
Be Back Later |
| BBN |
Bye Bye Now |
| BBR |
Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS |
Be back soon |
| BBSL |
Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BC |
Because |
| BCBS |
Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU |
Be Seein' You |
| BDC |
Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com |
| BDN |
Big Damn Number |
| BEG |
Big Evil Grin |
| BF |
Boy Friend |
| BFD |
Big F***ing Deal |
| BFFL |
Best Friends For Life |
| BFG |
Big Fat Grin |
| BFN |
Bye For Now |
| BG |
Big Grin |
| BGUTI |
Better Get Used To It |
| BH |
Better Half |
| BHOF |
Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BIBO |
Beer in, beer
out |
| BIF |
Basis In Fact or Before I Forget |
| BIOYA |
Blow It Out Your Ass |
| BIOYIOP |
Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BITD |
Back In The Day |
| BKA |
Better Known As |
| BL |
Belly laughing |
| BLT |
Bacon Lettuce & Tomato |
| BLTN |
Better Late Than Never |
| BMGWL |
Busting my gut
with laughter |
| BM |
Byte Me |
| BMOTA |
Byte Me On The Ass |
| BNF |
Big Name Fan |
| BNI |
Batteries Not Included |
| BOC |
But Of Course |
| BOF |
Boring Old Fart |
| BOFH |
Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA |
Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BOT |
Back On Topic |
| BOTEC |
Back-of-the-envelope calculation |
| BR |
Bathroom |
| BRB |
Be Right Back |
| BRBGTGP |
Be Right Back Got To Go Pee |
| BRGDS |
Best Regards |
| BRS |
Big Red Switch |
| BRT |
Be Right There |
| BS |
Big Smile |
| BSF |
But Seriously Folks |
| BST |
But Seriously Though |
| BT |
Byte This |
| BTA |
But Then Again or Before The Attacks |
| BTAIM |
Be That As It May |
| BTC |
Biting The Carpet |
| BTDT |
Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS |
Been There Done That Got the T-Shirt |
| BTFT |
Been There Fixed That |
| BTHOM |
Beats The Hell Outta Me |
| BTK |
Back To Keyboard |
| BTSOOM |
Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTU |
Back To You |
| BTW |
By The Way |
| BTWBO |
Be There With Bells On |
| BUGS |
Bloody User Generated Symptoms |
| BWDIK |
But What Do I Know? |
|
BWTHDIK |
But what the
heck do I know...? |
| BWFH |
Bastard Webmaster From Hell |
| BWK |
Big Wet Kiss |
| BWL |
Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO |
Black, White or Other |
| BWQ |
Buzz Word Quotient |
| BYOB |
Bring Your Own Booze |
| BYORL |
Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher |
| C&G |
Chuckle and Grin |
| C/P |
Cross Post |
| C4N |
Ciao For Now |
| CATCH |
Come Again? That Can't Help |
| CBL |
Come Back Later |
| CD-ROM |
Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| CFD |
Call For Discussion |
| CFV |
Call For Votes |
| CIAO |
Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CICO |
Coffee in,
coffee out |
| CID |
Consider It Done |
| CIS |
CompuServe Information Service |
| CLI |
Command Line Interface |
| CLM |
Career Limiting Move |
| CMF |
Count My Fingers |
| CNP |
Continued in Next Post |
| COBOL |
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| CofS |
Church of Scientology |
| COI |
Come On In |
| COTFL |
Crawling On The Floor Laughing |
| CP |
Chat Post |
| CRAFT |
Can't Remember a F***ing Thing |
| CRAP |
Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAWS |
Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CRB |
Come right
back |
| CRBT |
Crying real
big tears |
| CRS |
Can't Remember Sh** |
| CSG |
Chuckle Snicker Grin |
| CSL |
Can't Stop Laughing |
| CSW |
Can't See Why |
| CSY |
Can't Stop Yawning |
| CTC |
Choking The Chicken |
| CU |
See You |
| CUA |
Common User Access or Commonly Used Acronyms |
| CUIC |
See You In Church |
| CUL |
Catch You Later |
| CUL8R |
See You Later |
| CW |
Complete Wank |
| CWYL |
Chat With You Later |
| CYA |
See Ya or Cover Your Ass |
| CYA |
Cover Your Ass |
| CYAL8R |
See You Later |
| CYL |
See You Later |
| CYO |
See you online |
| CYPUWIPD |
Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down |
| D/L |
DownLoad |
| DARFC |
Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA |
Doing business
as |
| DBAI |
Designed By An Idiot |
| DBEYR |
Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD |
Due Diligence |
| DD |
Dear Daughter or Dreaded Disease |
| DDD |
Direct Distance Dial |
| DEC |
Do Expect Cuts |
| DEGT |
Don't Even Go There |
| DETI |
Don't Even Think It |
| DFLA |
Disenhanced
four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA) |
| DGT |
Don't Go There |
| DH |
Dear Husband or Dick Head |
| DHYB |
Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DIIK |
Damned If I Know |
| DILLIGAD |
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAF |
Do I Look Like I Give A F***? |
| DILLIGAS |
Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DIKU |
Do I know you? |
| DINK |
Dual Income No Kids |
|
DITYID |
Did I tell you
I'm distressed? |
| DIY |
Do It Yourself |
| DKDC |
Don't Know Don't Care |
| DL |
DownLoad or Dead Link |
| DLN |
Don't Leave Now |
| DLTBBB |
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTDHYWTGLSY |
Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya |
| DLTM |
Don't Lie To Me |
| DMML |
Don't Make Me Laugh |
| DNPM |
Damn Near Pissed Myself |
| DOM |
Dirty old man |
| DOS |
Defective/Dead Operating System or Dozing Off Soon |
| DQMOT |
Don't quote me
on this |
| DQYDJ |
Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DRIB |
Don't Read If Busy |
| DS |
Dear Son |
| DSH |
Desperately Seeking Help |
| DTHT |
Delighted To Hear That |
| DTP |
DeskTop Publishing |
| DTRT |
Do The Right Thing |
| DUCT |
Did You See That? |
| DW |
Dear Wife |
| DWB |
Don't write
back |
| DWIM |
Do What I Mean |
| DWISNWID |
Do What I Say Not What I Do |
| DWOL |
Drunk While On Line |
| DWYM |
Does What You Mean |
| DYHABF |
Do You Have A Boyfriend? |
| DYHAGF |
Do You Have A Girlfriend? |
| DYJHI |
Don't You Just Hate It |
| DYJHIW |
Don't You Just Hate It When |
| DYJHIWTH |
Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens |
| DYSTSOTT |
Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| DYT |
Don't You Think |
| DYTS |
Don't You Think So |
| ECP |
Excessive Cross Posting |
| EG |
Evil Grin |
| EMFBI |
Excuse me for
butting in |
| EMML |
E-mail Me Later |
| EMP |
Excessive Multiple Posting |
| EMSG |
Email Message |
| EOD |
End Of Debate/Discussion |
| EOF |
End Of File |
| EOL |
End Of Lecture |
| EOM |
End Of Message |
| EOQ |
End Of Quote/Question |
| EOT |
End Of Thread/Transmission
(meaning: end of discussion) |
| ESAD |
Eat Sh** And Die |
| ESADMF |
Eat Sh** And Die Mother F***er |
| ESO |
Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETLA |
Extended Three-Letter Acronym
(that is, an
FLA) |
| EWI |
E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ |
Easy |
| F2F |
Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh |
| FAB |
Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAFWOA |
For A Friend Without Access |
| FAQ |
Frequently Asked Questions |
| FAQL |
Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC |
For Anyone Who Cares |
| FBKS |
Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FC |
Fingers
crossed |
| FD |
F*** Dat |
| FE |
Fatal Error |
| FF |
French Fry |
| FF&PN |
Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FFS |
For F***s Sake |
| FGS |
For Goodness' Sake |
| FIFO |
First In First Out |
| FIGJAM |
F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me |
| FIIK |
F***ed If I Know |
| FISH |
First In Still Here |
| FITB |
Fill In The Blank |
| FIWOBATLAAI |
F***ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An
Addicted IRC'er |
| FLA |
Four-letter
acronym |
| FM |
F***ing Magic |
|
FMTYEWTK |
Far more than
you ever wanted to know |
| FNM |
Forget Me Not |
| FO |
F*** Off |
| FOAD |
F*** Off And Die |
| FOAF |
Friend Of A Friend |
| FOC |
Free Of Charge |
|
FOMCL |
Falling off my
chair laughing |
| FOS |
Freedom Of Speech or Full Of Sh** |
| FOTCL |
Falling Off The Chair Laughing |
| FPS |
For Pete's Sake or Frames Per Second or First Person
Shooter |
| FRE |
Frequently Requested Enhancement |
| FRED |
F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FRED |
F*#king Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FTASB |
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
|
FTBOMH |
From the
bottom of my heart |
| FTF |
Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh |
| FTL |
Faster Than Light |
| FTL |
Faster Than Light |
| FTTB |
For The Time Being |
| FTTT |
From Time To Time |
| FU |
F***ed Up or Follow-Up or Future Use |
| FUA |
Frequently Used Acronym or F***ed Up Again |
| FUBAR |
F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB |
F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD |
Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FUT |
Follow-Up To |
| FWIW |
For What It's Worth |
| FY |
F*** You |
| FYA |
For Your Amusement |
| FYATSYRIO |
F*** You And The Sysop You Rode In On |
| FYDITM |
F*** You Directly In The Mouth |
| FYE |
For Your Entertainment |
| FYEO |
For Your Eyes Only |
| FYG |
For Your Guidance |
| FYI |
For Your Information |
| FYIFV |
F*#k You I'm Fully Vested |
| FYM |
For Your Misinformation |
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